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October 02, 2008

Averett bringing Aesop’s tales to life
Averett bringing Aesop’s tales to life

Averett brings favorite fables to the stage as part of ‘Aesop and Friends,’ opening tonight on the Pritchett Auditorium stage


October 01, 2008

Humor: The Great Gas Shortage of 2008
Humor: The Great Gas Shortage of 2008

I was waiting in line at the truck stop along with every other knucklehead swept up in the panic of the Great Southeastern Gas Shortage of Early Fall 2008 when my mind wandered


September 25, 2008

In This Moment makes musical dreams come true
In This Moment makes musical dreams come true

Marie Brink always dreamed she’d be a rock star. And for the Albany, N.Y., native, dreams really do come true.


September 24, 2008

Humor: A warning to readers who are contemplating getting naked and unruly
Humor: A warning to readers who are contemplating getting naked and unruly

You could be Tasered. 


September 17, 2008

New CD pays tribute to unsung father of country music
New CD pays tribute to unsung father of country music

In late July and early August 1927, a confluence of rich musical talent, jury-rigged technology and mass-marketing savvy came together in Bristol, Tenn. The recordings generated by what would become known as the Bristol sessions sparked a new musical industry. 


September 16, 2008

Humor: It’s time some courageous person exposes the global epidemic of mass dog weddings.
Humor: It’s time some courageous person exposes the global epidemic of mass dog weddings.

Around the world, hundreds if not thousands of dogs, our beloved, furry companions who ask for little more than a can of congealed beef byproducts and an occasional belly scratch, are being forced into marriage

Will Tina Fey encore on “SNL” as Sarah Palin?
Will Tina Fey encore on “SNL” as Sarah Palin?

Never mind all those questions about who will win the election: The more pressing concern for many viewers is whether Tina Fey will return to play Gov. Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live.”

Comedian blames ex-employeefor drug arrest
Comedian blames ex-employeefor drug arrest

Ron White of the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” says a former employee angry over not getting a severance tipped off Florida police that he was carrying marijuana.


September 15, 2008

Skynyrd rocks Danville, but fans wanted more

If you’ve ever heard Lynyrd Skynyrd perform live, you know they aren’t just a Southern rock band. They are a rock band—period. And that’s just what Johnny Van Zant and the boys proved Thursday night at the outdoor Carrington Pavilion in Danville, where more than 3,000 fans turned out despite the threat of rain that never materialized. 


September 12, 2008

Coens on fire with likeable ‘Burn’
Coens on fire with likeable ‘Burn’

‘burn after reading’
Starring: John Malkovich, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand
Director: Joel and Ethan Coen
Running time: 96 minutes


September 10, 2008

Humor: East bound and down and out
Humor: East bound and down and out

Here’s how I figured it would happen: I’m sitting in a greasy spoon off some steaming Georgia blacktop, flirting with a red-headed waitress and waiting on a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper


September 09, 2008

“Bunny” feels famiiliar
“Bunny” feels famiiliar

Just in time for back-to-school comes “The House Bunny,” which won’t teach you anything new or useful, but it will prepare you for sorority rush. 


September 03, 2008

Humor: Fear of franks hits home
Humor: Fear of franks hits home

America, our God-given right to eat hot dogs without worry is under siege. 


August 28, 2008

Wrap up your summer at the beach

OCEAN ISLE, N.C. – If you want to skip the sand in your shorts and crowds at the Carolina beaches this Labor Day weekend but still want to visit the ocean, you may want to head to the Museum of Coastal Carolina.

Arts on Stage
Arts on Stage

From Danville Concert Association, Arts and Humanities

Little Theatre honors actors - Averett auditions
Little Theatre honors actors - Averett auditions

Douglas Kendall Adams was named outstanding actor for his portrayal of the desk clerk Ferris in the comedy “Bedside Manners” by Derek Benfield, directed by Alan G. Holt. Adams also appeared as the emcee in “Cabaret.”


August 27, 2008

Allman Brothers Band sues, claiming ‘digital exploitation’

The Allman Brothers Band has sued a record company to demand a bigger cut of recordings sold through third parties such as Apple’s iTunes music service. 

Dave Matthews Band sax player LeRoi Moore dies
Dave Matthews Band sax player LeRoi Moore dies

one of the group’s founding members and a key part of its eclectic jazz-infused sound, died Tuesday from sudden complications stemming from injuries he sustained in an all-terrain vehicle accident in June

A Step-By-Step Guide to Setting Up Parental Controls for Video Games

computer and video games are actually among the easiest of entertainment products for parents to control.  In addition to using ESRB ratings to help choose appropriate games, parents can take advantage of parental controls to make sure that their children are playing games they deem appropriate.

Humor: Cutbacks mean end of monkey coverage
Humor: Cutbacks mean end of monkey coverage

My only other marketable skill is frying hushpuppies at the fish camp, is the cutback in good, old-fashioned monkey coverage. 


August 20, 2008

Humor: Summer, and Dad’s smart again
Humor: Summer, and Dad’s smart again

Note from Scott: Here’s the winner of the Write Scott Hollifield’s Column While He is On Vacation or Performing His Court-Ordered Community Service Contest as chosen by a panel of semi-experts. View and comment on all the columns by going to http://www.mcdowellnews.com and clicking on the Write Scott’s


August 13, 2008

Humor: Readers strut their comic stuff
Humor: Readers strut their comic stuff

All entries are in for the Second Annual Write Scott Hollifield’s Column While He Is On Vacation Or Performing Court-Ordered Community Service Contest


August 07, 2008

A long time coming

Glenwood Smith Band plays first gig in nine years

Not much to see in this Fall’s Lineup

The broadcast networks’ new shows have been announced and will be heavily promoted. But there’s still nothing much to see. Fewer pilots than usual were shot this year, due in part to the Hollywood writers strike and the straight-to-series policy gaining favor at some networks. 

Movie Criticism Gets Dumbed Down Since Thumbs-Up Days Of Siskel And Ebert

Getting “two thumbs up” from Siskel and Ebert used to mean something. 

Drive-in and diner coming to Central Virginia

By Labor Day, it could display the first drive-in movie the Central Virginia area has seen in more than two decades. 

Oak Ridge Boys to play Salem Civic Center

The Oak Ridge Boys who started out as a gospel quartet before gradually changing over to country-pop, will play the Salem Civic Center September 5..


August 01, 2008

Live at the Coconut Grove
Live at the Coconut Grove

Sunday’s show featuring local community members will benefit the North Theatre.

Sara Evans plays SML
Sara Evans plays SML

Final preparations are under way for Sara Evans took the stage at a new Smith Mountain Lake concert site. 


July 31, 2008

Humor: Readers come to the aid of an itchy man
Humor: Readers come to the aid of an itchy man

I thought I had it bad, but some of you at one time or another have transformed into one huge, hideous blister, shunned by family and friends and forced to live in outbuildings so no one could hear your agonizing cries and see your incessant scratching. 

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